A room temperature IQ
IQ简直跟室温一样高。
During evolution,his ancestores were in the control group.
进化时，他的祖先肯定是当权派。（要不是走后门，他怎么能进化成人？）
Has two brains:one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找去了。
He’s so dense,the light bends around him.
他太蠢了，光碰到他都要拐弯走。
It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch “60minutes”.
他要花一个半小时来观察一个小时。
If you stand close enough to him,you can hear the ocean.
如果你离他够近，你能听到大海的声音。（形容他只是没有思想的空壳，就象还边捡起的贝壳一样，从听到的只有海声。）
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts,you’d get change.
如果你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能那到找零。（他的想法真的一文不值。）